MERCHANDISE

***as seen in viral Tik Tok videos*** 

Purchase at shows or shipped in the U.S. - for shipping info email tysonthecomic@yahoo.com

WARNING!

If you constantly email me after you place an order asking "where your shirt is", I will instantly cancel your order and shame you on Instagram. Don't be stupid and petty, I'm NOT a T-Shirt Factory... I will get your order shipped out as fast as possible.  I typically ship out orders every Tuesday. This merchandise is for fun people with fun attitudes to bring good vibes to the world. If you have ever been called a "Karen" this is probably not for you. Love -Tyson

Titties Mens and Womens T-Shirt or Tank Top with Hidden Titties

$20 at shows

$30 shipped – email for details 

Unisex Styling
4.2 ounce 100% combed and ring spun cotton
90% combed and ring spun cotton/10% polyester
Shoulder taping
Side seamed
Slim fit/Muscle Fit

Available in Assorted Colors
Adult Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2X

Tank Tops 

Adult Sizes; S, M, L - Tank Tops Out of Stock

NEW ITEM – Emotional Support Human T-Shirt or Tank Top

$20 at shows

$30 shipped – email for details 

Unisex Styling
4.2 ounce 100% combed and ring spun cotton
90% combed and ring spun cotton/10% polyester
Shoulder taping
Side seamed
Slim fit/Muscle Fit

Available in Assorted Colors
Adult Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3x - Out of Stock

Tank Tops 

Adult Sizes; S, M, L - Out of Stock

NEW ITEM – Ask Me To Make You Smile T-Shirt 

$20 at shows

$30shipped – email for details 

Unisex Styling
4.2 ounce 100% combed and ring spun cotton
90% combed and ring spun cotton/10% polyester
Shoulder taping
Side seamed
Slim fit/Muscle Fit

Available in Assorted Colors
Adult Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2X

Tank Tops 

Adult Sizes; S, M, L

Cash, card, PayPal, Venmo accepted at shows – ONLY PayPal or Venmo for shipped items - Ladies Tank Tops available in the summer.
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